passivetime:

Fun game: have an odd number of adult chickens. Click each one with wheat so they’re all loved up. Watch as one of them is left alone, horny but with no one to love them. Allow them to look on in pain and anguish as their peers couple off. Tempt them away with with wheat, and the promise of consoling them. 
Kill and eat them, knowing their last few minutes were filled with torment and loneliness. 

passivetime:

Fun game: have an odd number of adult chickens. Click each one with wheat so they’re all loved up. Watch as one of them is left alone, horny but with no one to love them. Allow them to look on in pain and anguish as their peers couple off. Tempt them away with with wheat, and the promise of consoling them. 

Kill and eat them, knowing their last few minutes were filled with torment and loneliness. 

really though omg

Sage is like seething in my brain right now. The Chaps are trying to calm her down and she’s like NOT TODAY, PACIFISTS. IT IS TIME FOR A SMACKDOWN. HOLD MY EARRINGS OR GET OUT OF MY WAY.

things that are great for pent up aggression:

  • playing a diva who gets in a total fucking smackdown with another diva

Already loving Sage and I haven’t even para’d as her yet??? Help. 

caitlinsawyer:

to commemorate Luke finding a friend

reblogging because this is totally still relevant and every time Luke interacts with this sassy fucking spider I LOSE MY SHIT

caitlinsawyer:

to commemorate Luke finding a friend

reblogging because this is totally still relevant and every time Luke interacts with this sassy fucking spider I LOSE MY SHIT

kjooc:

caitlinsawyer:

After a lot of painstaking thought and planning, we kind of decided that I should take Jack? He is just so tightly connected to Aaron and Chris and Aaron/Carson that basically anything he does for the first good chunk of time he’s here would be threeway paras, and I’ve plotted out so much about him in my head that it would actually be unfair to give him to someone else and expect them to do every single thing I wanted done with him.

please don’t hate me sob

GOOD YES GOOD

also i think jack and luke could be friends provided luke meets jack before he knows how pissed off jack makes carson

#i think they could be bros if luke wasn’t poisoned against him immediately #it’s up to you though if you don’t want jack to have friends or whatevs LOL

um to be honest I would totally ship Jack/Luke LIKE WHOA but yeah. I kind of want Jack to have the opportunity to clean his shit up because he’s kind of horribly tragic in my head? I don’t think he’ll ever go back to being who he was when Aaron first met him, but I think he could eventually ~stabilize~. He’d just need one person who both cares about him and won’t put up with his bullshit. 

I was actually thinking about this yesterday and wondering if Jack and Luke would’ve wound up in some of the same circles in Dublin at some point? I think Jack was dealing for a while before he actually ended up getting addicted, so it’s possible they would’ve met in some capacity? IDK. But yes, Jack/Luke interaction, please! I think it could either be horribly destructive for both of them or actually help both of them out, tbh.

After a lot of painstaking thought and planning, we kind of decided that I should take Jack? He is just so tightly connected to Aaron and Chris and Aaron/Carson that basically anything he does for the first good chunk of time he’s here would be threeway paras, and I’ve plotted out so much about him in my head that it would actually be unfair to give him to someone else and expect them to do every single thing I wanted done with him.

please don’t hate me sob

all of my paras right now are like

"How Do I Get Myself Into These Stupid Situations: The Musical"

currently playing a game called “how many replies can Caitlin finish before she has to go to dinner at four?”

I suck basically

the heart in its cage || chapman family, alcoholism, 1209 words

When Chris asks, Aaron says their father isn’t an alcoholic. Chris is fourteen and failing two classes, and he still knows enough to realize that Aaron’s full of shit. Chris clears empty bottles of Scotch out of his father’s office every time he does chores. He can smell the stuff beneath his father’s cologne and on his breath. It’s a rhetorical question, and Aaron still answers it wrong.

idk if I ever actually mentioned this in paras, but I’m ~retconning the fact that Aaron and Chris were both born in Sawyer erk. ~Officially, they moved from New York when Chris was four and Aaron was seven.